Friday, February 26, 2016

I Attempt to Cook...

As any of my friends can tell you, I can't cook. For some reason, this morning, I attempted to make an Egg Bake in a Mug. This was supposed to be a 4-minute thing, with only 3 steps.
With me, it was 16 minutes and 10 steps...

Step 1: Convince mother that you won't burn the house down. This should take 1-2 minutes.
Step 2: Find cooking spray. 1-4 minutes
Step 3. Accidentally coat wrong mug. 1 minute.
Step 4. Drop egg. Spend 3 minutes crying because you can't cook.
Step 5. Clean up egg. Get other mug. Crack eggs, add milk. Stir. 1 minute.
Step 6. Cook! 1 minute.
Step 7. Add cheese and bacon bits. 1 minute.
Step 8. Burn tongue. 1 minute
Step 9. Make chocolate milk to sooth tongue. 30 seconds.
Step 10. Finally! Eat breakfast! 1 minute and thirty seconds!

Now, if you nave read that, I salute you. If you can cook, teach me, Jedi Master.


  1. LOL! This was so funny! XD
    You see, the key to baking properly is... is.... doing it right. LOL! I'm afraid I don't exactly know.... XD

    1. Sigh.... I am a cooking failure. :P

  2. You should have seen me try to make chocolate milk the other day!! :P It took maybe half and hour instead of the usual five-ten.


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