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Saturday, August 13, 2016

A Catastrophe of Olympic Poportions


"I AM SIMONE BILES! NO, ALLY REISMAN!" shouted Naomi, just back from gymnastics.


"RUN FOR USA!" Sophia said, raising her hand in the air triumphantly.


"You guys all have it all wrong. Canada is the team with the mostest."


"Lucie is right!" said Sue, who was visiting.


"WHY TALK ABOUT RUNNING IN THE OLYMPICS.... WHEN YOU CAN RUN FOR PRESIDENT?" JG yelled, throwing her arms open wide as she bounded onto the scene.


"Vote for me!"


"GO ATHENA! WE CAN WIN THE CHARIOT RACE!" Molly yelled, oblivious to the fact that everyone else stared at her.


"Molly, the Olympics has nothing to do with the Olympians," Harriett sniffed, back from tennis.


"CANADA!"


"Wait- it doesn't?!" Molly gasped in horror.


"Olympic Gymnasts RULE!" Naomi said, twirling.


"Tennis is better," Harriett said in a low tone.


"Me for Prez!"


"CANDA!" the two Canada supporters yelled.


"Gotta run fast."


"ATHEEEEENNNAAAA! FOR ATHENA! AND THE TARDIS!"


Mom walked in. She stood there for a moment, taking in the chaos. 


Then she turned and walked away.


Suddenly, angelic choruses filled the air. All the girls looked up and saw Goria, most beautiful doll of the whole collection, oldest and best, and the owner of every Ken doll's heart.


"Girls, pipe down!" she said, adjusting her beautiful hair.


"Canada and the USA are both wonderful, wonderful countries,"


"All sports are okay..... and, Jenna, dear, aren't you a bit young to run for President?"


"And Molly, there's no nice way to say this, but PERCY JACKSON HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SIMONE BILES."


"Now let me go back to being haughty and beautiful."


They all looked at each other.


Then these two returned to talking about Canada's athletes,


Sophia played with a bear,


JG debated with herself,


Molly perused their mother's bookshelf,


And these two talked about Simone Biles' makeup.


~AnonymousA~

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