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Sunday, June 19, 2016

Kylo Ren-- A Poem of Terribleness.




Kylo
really a Solo...
He doesn't know...
He's lame.

He won't gain great fame;
Darth Vader still holds first place.
Kylo.
You're flyin' solo.

Kylo, you're no fun.
You sucked the power from the sun.

There's something not quite right,
you cannot put up a fight!

You're whiny, annoying, lame.
You're angry, ugly, and vain.

Kylo,
may you die in the next movie.


Thank you for reading that.

Hey, send me cabin invites! My Camp NaNo name is Daisy M. Ferrell.

~AnonymouA~

10 comments:

  1. O0O HOW DARE YOU??? NO! NO! NO! HE IS AMAZING, HE CAN'T DIE IN THE NEXT MOVIE! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!
    *faints from the idea*
    -Emma-

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    1. I KNOWWW!!! KYLO IS AMAZINGNESS!!!

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    2. WHAT THE HUTT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! XD

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  2. This poem is great!
    ~Grace <3
    P.S. I'm up for an interview via NaNoWriMo YWP! My account: http://ywp.nanowrimo.org/user/1477685

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  3. LOL! I totally agree! But is is kind of awesome, too! :)

    <3 Miri <3

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  4. Hello, AA! Just wanted to say I invited you to a private cabin on the Camp NaNoWriMo site. I'm looking for other bloggers as well to invite, so let me know if you know any others!

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  5. And this poem is awesome, by the way!

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  6. YESS!!!! YOU WROTE THIS SO PERFECTLY!!!! *saves it in my brain for all eternity*
    I honestly really hope he dies. I can't tell you how many times I have said - "He needs to die.", since that movie came out XD
    And he's so dumb. He obviously knows all about his grandfather, and yet he still asks him to show him the darkness, or whatever, so he can finish what he started and it's like - DARTH VADER KILLED THE EMPEROR!!! HE TURNED GOOD AND SAVED LUKE'S LIFE!!! HE DIED A HERO, DUDE!!!
    You'd think he'd learn something. -_-
    ~Jaclynn~
    P.S. Sorry, I majorly needed to rant. XD

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  7. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  8. I used to want Kylo to die until I shipped him-

    WITH EVERYONE!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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